Indiana Tollway Speed Limit Schedule (Revised)
Previously unpublished.

Cars 65
Night 60
Trucks 55
Drunks 35
Ambulances 90
Cops (with siren) 110
Cops (without siren) 95
Cops (holding coffee in one hand) 90
Fire trucks 85
Fire trucks (joyridden) 75
Bicycles 15
Motorcycles 65
Motorcycles (wheelies) 50
Cows (thrown by tornado) 75
Light 669,600,000
Tumbling tumbleweeds 20
Bomb-rigged buses (minimum) 50
Rumor 2,385


c2009 by J. Robert Lennon.