Read Online. I have written a lot of stuff that is unlikely to ever be republished in book form, so I'll be gradually uploading it all to this page. Click the title of the article to read it. These pieces consist of essays, small stories, incidental pieces, interviews, and reviews (of books, and music and photography equipment). Please don't reproduce them in any form without my permission. Enjoy! Stories, Essays, and Miscellany. After Melissa All Day Long And All Through The Night The Book Of Illusions An Appreciation of Stephen Dixon The Author Wishes To Thank... The Cat Text Darts 'n' Laurels Dreaming: A Quick Start Guide An Epilogue to The Light Of Falling Stars A Funeral With No "E" Excerpts from Horace Crutch Oberman Remembered: An Oral History (Frondeur Press, 2001) Excerpts from The Collected Unpublished Letters to the Editor of Horace Crutch Oberman (Frondeur Press, 1999) Indiana Tollway Speed Limit Schedule (Revised) Introduction Iraq As Metaphor Letter From Montana Murdermouth Mysterious Object Found New Sentences For The Testing Of Typewriters Norman Groombridge-Moat's Introduction Our Movie Place Names of Central County Questions For The Master Composter Song Of My Cell-Phone Soundtrack...To Murder Squirrel Substitution Chart The Truth About Writers Time As A River Twenty-Minute Pieces Video Game Hints, Tips, and Cheats The Windowless Room Winter Book Reviews. Nicholson Baker's A Box Of Matches Nate Blakeslee's Tulia Rich Cohen's Sweet & Low Lydia Davis's Samuel Johnson Is Indignant Robert Frank's Richistan Stephen King's Dreamcatcher Ed Skoog's Field Recordings Barbara Vine's Grasshopper Three Rural Novels Photography. Amedeo Muscelli's Contax-to-Leica Adapter Developing C41 Color Film At Home The Epson R-D1 Digital Rangefinder How Do We Feel About In-Camera Software-Based Lens Correction? The Ithaca Commons, 1901 and 2009 A Meterless Canon 7: Rude, Crude, and In The Mood The Morality Of Street Photography Random Leica Accessory Generator Scanning Whole Rolls Of Film With Vuescan, The Nikon Coolscan 5000ED, And The Hacked SA-21 Film Strip Adapter Why I Don't Much Like This Elliot Erwitt Photo Music. Elektron Machinedrum review Free VST's For The Computer Unenthusiast Home Keyboards For The Pro Engineer Malcolm Cecil: Keeper of TONTO Michael Kingston's Retroband and Audio Damage Replicant Modtraps review Playlist: Six-Minute Songs